Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

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Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

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What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

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Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

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Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.