Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince?

A bad heir day.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed