Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..