Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes