Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.