Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

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Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

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Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.