Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction?

Clint Southwood

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!