Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

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Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

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How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first