Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

How long do chickens work ?

Around the cluck !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster."

Punk Jokes More Punk Jokes

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.