Why did the Scarecrow get a raise?

He was outstanding in his field!

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.