Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.