Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.

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How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.