Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.