Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

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What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!