Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

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Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

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Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

the ICU