Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

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What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)