Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans call a commando?

A Juan man army...

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Barbeque Jokes More Barbeque Jokes

What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?

Peter Grill

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo