Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.