Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.