Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Walking

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Why can't you run in a camp ground?

You can only 'ran' it's past tents.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well