Seven Jokes

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

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Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms ?

Southwesteros

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.

What do you call a black woman that has had seven abortions?

A crime fighter

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

Which gun has a perfect rating?

A Five-seven.

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

Why is six uncomfortable around seven?

Because seven times seven was odd

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

What do you get when you have seven dragon balls?

Nothing! This is real life.

What's a sailor's favorite solvent?

the Seven Cs.

Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

How can you make seven even?

How can you make seven even? Take away the letter S.

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

Why, afraid of seven, five is?

Because six seven eight.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

What is pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's virginity.

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Why is everyone afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine!

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

What's pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow white's hymen

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

How do you make seven even?

Take the s off.

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

How long were you at your last job?

A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

Why did six take seven with her to social events?

Seven was her "plus 1"

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

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Why can't T-rex's clap?

Cause they're dead.

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What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.

What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

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What do you call a black woman whose had 7 abortions?

A crime fighter.

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

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What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!