did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

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Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

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What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease