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These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"
He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".
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