How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

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What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

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What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.