To get to the other slide.
Hardcover
The one with the lowest mew.
You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.
Piston
The slide into poverty.
The penguin who pushed him!
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
Slip and slide around.
slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*
Ruff.
Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.
Ceramic
Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS
They slide down the banana-ster! :D
Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat
Gracias
Winnie Mandela.
In Greece.
Because God is black.
They're always getting com-busted.
You bust a nut
Park your car, man.
In a handicapped spot.
Poverty
By feeding the poor to the hungry.
Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.
To get to the other slide!
Shoot the people pushing it.
Because it's soda pressing.
Because he got cold feet.
n"He is a penguin."
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.