How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?

Ethiopian.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!