Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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They were both fingered by their brother.

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Because it was soda pressing.

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.