Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot"

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing