Park Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

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Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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Why was the lion-tamer fined ?

He parked on a yellow lion !

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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