When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

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What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.