Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.