Bust Jokes

What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?

SPD Gonzales.

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What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How does it smell?

Awful

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!