Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did the opossum cross the road?

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!