Poverty
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Pencilvania.
Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
Because he's the fire starter.
By selling your guitar.
Hide it in a science book.
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
