What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him