Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.