How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you