What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

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How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

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What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.