Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.