How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

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How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

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What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

How to end world hunger ?

By letting the hungry die.