What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

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Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

What about the kids?

he asked. I said, "they're still together."

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

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What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.