What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

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What do you call an Asian Terrorist group?

Rice-is

How do you make an Asian Blind?

you put a windshield in front of them

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What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.