What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

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WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

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What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

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What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.