How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What do you call a women who cant draw?

Trace

What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.