Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.
Paperback
Dogma
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
The fact that red guards can swim.
To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.
We just report the facts we don't change them."
The fact you love it.
AHEM!
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Because he was stuck in denial.
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.
knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing
A BiPolaroid
A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.
I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What
Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
A question mark.
They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)
Because they are really good at it
A: Hide it in an accordion case.
Because my marks are all 'E's.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!