What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

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What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO?

Nova'kiin