How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.