Tire Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

What did the tire say to the tire?

A: I'm tired!

Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.

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How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why can't motorcycles go faster?

They're two tired.

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...

Gospel Jokes More Gospel Jokes

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with r and ends with d?

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Tire Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

What do you call clothes for a car?

What do you call a gang of tires?

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why was the car naked?

What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Why didn't the car have a tire?

What did the tire say to the tire?

Why does it smell of tires?

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How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

Why's he in his underwear?

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

What is school like?

Why can't motorcycles go faster?

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

How many livers do people have?

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

What starts with r and ends with d?

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?