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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

pssssssssssst

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

Mra Jokes More Mra Jokes