How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.